15 Absolutely Hilarious Fails From The Internet This Week That I Curated Just For You Because I Love You
BuzzFeed writer here! Your one and only source into the scandalous fails of twitter dot com. Welcome to the weekly post where I curate hilarious fails for my beautiful audience. Let's get to the good stuff, shall we?
1. The state of modern airplane etiquette:
Therapy speak in this day and age is really wild, because why did this woman just tell me she’s, “asserting her needs and holding a boundary” when I told her she’s in my assigned seat on the plane?
— Frances Klein (@fklein907) January 15, 2024
2. Whatever a "Chicago Fee" is:
atleast it’s not doordash’s Chicago fee pic.twitter.com/Y9PM9ZpubG
— jay ➠ (@flvckojamie) January 14, 2024
3. This dinner:
my girlfriend’s stomach hurts. she just requested one wheat thin and one grape for dinner pic.twitter.com/KFBCS4w70X
— patrick (@audiohymn) January 16, 2024
4. This thievery, on so many levels:
I go to Walmart everyday and put me some eggs in my pocket 🙏🏽💪🏽 pic.twitter.com/nUBxPoJuWc
— 𝟚ꫝⅈᧁꫝ𝟚ᥴ𝕣ꪗ 🌶️ (@xo_dreamyy) January 18, 2024
5. Not only forgetting about your email address's horrifying SpongeBob profile picture, but proceeding to email out your résumé:
just realized i’ve been submitting job applications with this pfp pic.twitter.com/h5009QRBfv
— Girl Posts (@itgirlposts) January 19, 2024
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6. When I'm trying to meet the word count for an essay:
Steam pic.twitter.com/h60VvbdoHY
— democore rahad jackson (@nickhexum311) January 20, 2024
7. This McDonald's order. Although these days, this might be a good trick to bring back free sauce...
flashback to when my wife outdid herself with this accidental mcdonalds order: her world famous 'ONLY ketchup NO burger' cheeseburger pic.twitter.com/tHH6EnWdp1
— The author, Séamas O'Reilly (@shockproofbeats) January 22, 2024
8. This passive-aggressive dating app rejection:
thinking about last august when i kissed a bumble guy on a first date and then later i saw his profile again and he had updated one of his prompts to say his ick is kissing on the first date
— yuppie scum (@frozenedamame) January 21, 2024
9. Cat ownership:
turns out my cat has been eating the puzzles under my bed pic.twitter.com/816LvnSRqS
— michael 👃🏻 (@j3wtalian) January 22, 2024
10. This misunderstanding:
y'all im 40% into this book im reading and this whole time i thought one of the characters was a horse. he is a man.
— jan ౨ৎ | FREE 🇵🇸 (@D0ROG4YA) January 21, 2024
11. This man named Jack who took time off from work:
I feel there could have been a better way for management to diarise my annual leave pic.twitter.com/GcPHGQCtCu
— jack (@hiyajackk) January 22, 2024
12. This, because what are you even supposed to do? Not sneeze?
sneezed like 5 times really loudly and my neighbour said shut the fuck up behind the wall next to my bed pic.twitter.com/L40EyG6GnD
— اقراﺀ (@ghoulhag) January 22, 2024
13. Misunderstanding the concept of a cereal bar:
— no context memes (@weirddalle) January 22, 2024
14. Having a nice worm cup of coffee:
barista asked if i’d watched dune and i said oh yeah and she said she’d messed up making a flower and got shai hulud instead pic.twitter.com/29RKGGk9Q8
— "#1 ruescott melshi fan” tom (@HELLA_GIRTH) January 22, 2024
15. And finally, this; presented without comment, except to state that I myself would not recover:
I visited a gun shop in Indiana once and had to use the bathroom; inside was a portrait of a naked man with a thick wooden board covering where his private part would be. Curiosity got the best of me and I tried to lift the board. It let off an air horn throughout the whole store
— Brianna (@singingbirth) January 21, 2024
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