Writer's Block, Who? Here Are 100 Sweet and Funny Things to Write in an Anniversary Card

I don't about you, but I love love. And I also love to celebrate. (No really, I'll raise a glass to just about anything.) That's why I'm a huge proponent of marking every single milestone in a relationship, including all the big (and small!) anniversaries. I mean, who doesn't want to get excited about checking off another month/year/decade with their S.O.?!

So, whether you're celebrating 25 years as an old married couple, ringing in your three-month Insta-officialversary, or just simply appreciating your favorite couple on their big day, a sweet card full of anniversary wishes never hurts.

Ready to get writing? Grab your pens, besties! Here are 100 mushy, cute, and downright hilarious anniversary messages to write in a card to your longtime S.O., new partner, cutie parents, or the couple you just can't stop third-wheeling. Ugh, I love love!!!

For your significant other...

• Obsessed with you today, and I’ll be even more obsessed with ya tomorrow! Happy anniversary!

• A whole year?! Seems wacky but alright.

• Pookie (you) is looking absolutely fire today! Happy anniversary!!!

• I think I like this little life...with you ❤️.

• You make life brighter and better, my love.

• Thanks for spending another year lovin’ on little ol' me!

• Every day is better with you! Here’s to another year of that!

• Holy sh*t, we survived another [year/month] together!?!?

• Well, well, well. Aren’t you lucky to get another year with me!?

• Life together? Yeah, let’s keep doing it.

• Happy anniversary, my love!!! Now...where’s my gift?

• Grateful doesn't even begin to cover it.

• A bestie and a bae all wrapped up into one? I’m so lucky!

• Here's to the only blanket stealer I'll allow in my bed.

• Can’t wait to celebrate tonight…with fewer clothes.

• I’m so glad I finally found the thing I’ve been looking for my whole life. (You, baby! I’m talking about you!)

• TBH, I don’t know how you put up with me...but please don't stop.

• You’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me, minus our dog. But hey, you’re a close second!

• Thanks for bringing me coffee in bed every morning! I promise to return the favor (at least once) in the next year.

• I hate pretty much everyone, so it's wild that I love you more and more every day.

For a first anniversary...

• I prefer not to think about where I'd be without you (because it's probably in a ditch somewhere).

• I guess since we made it this far, why not keep at it?

• Round two? *Ding.*

• The shortest 365 days of my gd life!

• Another year around the sun and I still love ya to the moon and back.

• Dream partner, don't wake me up.

• Obsessed with you would be an understatement

• Damn, apparently soulmates do exist!

• A year!? Already!?!? Way to go us!

• Not sure what I did to deserve you but I'm sure glad I did!

• Let’s f*ck around and spend another year together?

• To know you is to love you! Happy anniversary!

• Who would’ve thought that whole [insert dating app] thing could actually work out? When do we get our partnership deal!?

• Woah, a whole year? Who knew we had it in us? JK, I love you!!!

• There is no one I would have rather spent this year with (except maybe Harry Styles). Here’s to anotha!

• You were the biggest surprise of [insert year]. (And the best!)

• Pretty darn grateful for an entire year of getting a text back!

• Happy first anniversary! Now let’s go for another 50!

• A best friend who has to tell me I'm pretty and rub my back whenever I want? Yeah, I'll sign on for another year.

• Sappy alert, but fr, I’m so proud of what we’ve built together this year.

• One year down, the rest of our lives to go (unless you keep leaving your socks on the floor).

For your spouse...

• That whole "wedded bliss" thing? Who knew it was so real! Happy anni to my better half.

• Marrying me was your best decision yet. Congrats, cutie!

• You make this marriage thing feel easy! Now our joint taxes on the other hand...

• Remember that time we walked down the aisle? Feels like yesterday.

• I know I said "in sickness and in health," but if you could never sniffle again that would be great. (LOL love you!)

• I’d marry you again and again and again (and you know how stressful the wedding was).

• I already know forever won't be long enough.

• "Another one, thank you." —Me, every anniversary.

• You know how I like my coffee...why would I wanna give that up?

• I will happily fight over the remote (and win) with you forever.

• Thank god we like each other. Divorce is expensive as hell.

• Committing to a lifetime together is easy with you, babe.

• It's kinda weird that I never get tired of you.

• You get cuter by the year. I know I have to say that, but I really mean it.

• Thanks to you, I finally understand what all the marriage hype is about.

• When I'm with you, I'm always home.

• I'd still love you if you were a worm.

• You're the Travis to my Taylor.

• Strap in, baby. We’ve got a lifetime more of these anniversaries.

• Is it St. Patrick's Day? Because I'm sure feelin’ lucky.

• Thanks for putting a ring on it. I know it was expensive. Still grateful!

For your parents...

• Thanks for showing me what true love looks like, you two!!!

• Please, no more PDA.

• I’m so glad I was able to get you the perfect anniversary gift (me).

• Happy anniversary to my favorite couple in the whole wide world! Thanks for birthing me!

• I love watching you fall more in love each year!

• Thanks for showing me how to love 😭😭😭.

• Forever grateful for parents who love each other like you do!

• Here’s hoping I can find a relationship half as beautiful as yours!

• Not to be sappy, but you two made me believe in love!

• Can I come to dinner too? I could really use the free meal!

• I’m so glad you met! And not just because I wouldn’t exist if not!

• Happy anniversary, you two! I hope it’s half as special as the day I was born.

• Your love story is one for the books, 'rents!

• Okay, I finally get it. You two are pretty cute.

• Y'all taught me not to settle, and I can't thank you enough for that.

• I hope you both like your presents. Because I had to help pick them out.

• You two are corny as hell, but you're also pretty darn adorable.

• Your love just keeps on growing! Happy anniversary!

• If you go on vacation to celebrate, can I come?

• You’ve made a lifetime together look *so* easy!

For your fave couple...

• Thanks for letting me third wheel 24/7! Here’s to another year of trio dates!

• Happy anniversary!! Now find me someone so we can double date!

• Ugh, you make it look so easy. Spill your secrets!

• I want what you have!!!

• Since I’m your professional third wheel, what time should I show up for your anniversary dinner?

• Happy anniversary to my bestie and THEIR bestie (who, yes, fine, I love too, now).

• Dare I say...goals?

• Happy anniversary, you crazy kids!

• Y’all were a match made in heaven the dating app algorithm!

• You two make a good case for settling down.

• Just so you know, I'd be happy to officiate your wedding.

• Happy anniversary! Your love makes me all mushy and gushy inside (and that's weird for me).

• Obsessed with you two (in a totally normal, non-creepy way, I swear!).

• You two are relationship inspo, for real.

• It’s so fun watching you two fall more and more in love!!!

• Ahhhh, another year together! How do you do it?! (No really, I'm genuinely curious.)

• Please stop making my relationship expectations so high!!!

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