These 27 Funny Tweets From The Week Had Me Laughing My A** Off All The Way Into November

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6 November 2023 at 1:18 pm·4-min read

Hello. We're in that awkward transition season where it's not yet winter, but not quite fall. The holidays are around the corner so there's something to look forward to (or at least time off), but right now, life feels kinda random. So, enjoy these tweets I've collected over the week, which I feel serve as evidence to the peak randomness at this time of year:

the european mind cannot comprehend this pic.twitter.com/Sc1FybTeAu
— doomer (@uncledoomer) October 31, 2023

Twitter: @uncledoomer

me acting like i don’t see the money in my birthday card pic.twitter.com/tlNHM6EEoB
— XO girl (@pradadtm) October 31, 2023

Twitter: @pradadtm

mariah carey every holiday season https://t.co/2nJGJtY4tg pic.twitter.com/MkbtaYzysg
— kira 👾 (@kirawontmiss) November 1, 2023

@floydmayweather / Via instagram.com

thinking ab when i was working at sephora and this customer brought in a cat to distract us from his homie stealing products and we all fell for it LOL pic.twitter.com/DRc8lZPaOG
— gloria (@lemonpepperwing) November 2, 2023

Twitter: @lemonpepperwing

me looking at that one hoodie once it starts getting cold pic.twitter.com/wx8B6jaeIK
— juju 💰 (@ayeejuju) November 2, 2023

Warner Bros. Pictures / Via Twitter: @ayeejuju

when someone insults me but it’s actually a pretty creative one that i’ve never heard before pic.twitter.com/fmwIF4W1u7
— 𝕽 (@lowkyric) November 3, 2023

Nickelodeon / Via Twitter: @lowkyric

why this look like a scene from icarly https://t.co/xmvKnz7nxi
— stressed 🇵🇸 (@KISSMANII) November 4, 2023

Getty Images / Via Twitter: @KISSMANII

WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA— pic.twitter.com/j63XwMNZNu
— Stone Cold Jane Austen (@AbbyHiggs) November 3, 2023

Twitter: @AbbyHiggs

just realised my mom had me at my current age.. she should have been at the club
— mariana (@pastapilled) November 3, 2023

Twitter: @pastapilled

10.

i’ma say it, white people kinda ate with “get a load of this guy” like that’s mad funny
— ̊ (@doxie_gay) November 2, 2023

Twitter: @doxie_gay

11.

My therapists prices have gone from £35 an hour to £60 an hour…all of a sudden I’m not traumatised pic.twitter.com/fJ6wEbn4Og
— Xigz 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 (@_cudjoeee) November 2, 2023

VH1 / Via Twitter: @_cudjoeee

12.

I don’t smoke weed anymore because one time I got the munchies so bad I ate the entire jars of these lip scrubs pic.twitter.com/SZxorWZJg4
— annabelle :3 (@oomfabelle) November 2, 2023

LUSH / Via lush.com

13.

pic.twitter.com/MstWkCU3Gt
— Jack Corbett (@jackcorrbit) November 1, 2023

Twitter: @jackcorrbit

14.

joy about to be fighting for her life omg https://t.co/phnB6jnPjL
— zae (@itszaeok) October 31, 2023

Walt Disney Pictures / Pixar Animation Studios / Via Twitter: @itszaeok

15.

be wanting to sigh & say “keep ‘em coming” 😭😭😭😭😭 https://t.co/kkdCUPh5Mf
— mrs. glock (@mylovedes2) November 1, 2023

Twitter: @mylovedes2

16.

yess girl i missed you howve you been 😭 pic.twitter.com/Z8kAaeSpFn
— ༝ 𝕫𝕒𝕞 ༝ (@samaoxcx) November 2, 2023

Twitter: @samaoxcx

17.

https://t.co/Ci5wSUbBBd pic.twitter.com/t6zJClO5oG
— mun b shaw (@munnybagshawty) November 2, 2023

Twitter: @munnybagshawty

18.

i want to buy a podium for my apt so my friends and i can get on there and properly rant to each other pic.twitter.com/ZpO1ifvDCX
— fuglycoral (@sexyshrew) November 3, 2023

Twitter: @sexyshrew

19.

why she got a hurricane radar on her head https://t.co/DyC2JsYKWB
— kira 👾 (@kirawontmiss) November 2, 2023

@bilieeilish / Via instagram.com

20.

annie's white cheddar boxed mac and cheese is like wet food for girls
— audrey (@foldyrhands) November 6, 2023

Twitter: @foldyrhands

21.

why are friendships nowadays all about going out or buying something, what happened to PLAYING
— in my choosing peace era (@lovevideovixen) November 3, 2023

Twitter: @lovevideovixen

22.

Seeing your reflection in the tire is crazy https://t.co/cjON1uXTaP
— yc (@yc) November 5, 2023

Twitter: @yc

23.

one banana peel and it’s over for you 😭 https://t.co/88MabiHUk8
— juju 💰 (@ayeejuju) November 6, 2023

Twitter: @ayeejuju

24.

looking back at my march 2020 pictures. i was vegetarian at that time, and my family was cooking seafood boils while we were in lockdown. i had no vegetarian meal options lmfao pic.twitter.com/OO5tMP1wcQ
— dash • they/them (@thedigitaldash_) November 5, 2023

Twitter: @thedigitaldash_

25.

Yoo bro can you watch me from 5-10 tonight? My gf is going out with her friends and I’ll be alone
— pj (@pjayevans) November 5, 2023

Twitter: @pjayevans

26.

pic.twitter.com/Ky3XEnEXD2
— no context memes (@weirddalle) November 3, 2023

Twitter: @weirddalle

27.

Landlords rule pic.twitter.com/0VUhwXIxtT
— Female Riddler ꧁꧂ (@hornymermaid69) November 3, 2023

Twitter: @hornymermaid69

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