Aside from being a talented football player and man who can grow a solid mustache, Travis Kelce appears to be an undiscovered poet. Like, who wrote this, Shakespeare or Kelce? Impossible to distinguish.
I just gave a squirle a peice of bread and it straight smashed all of it!!!! I had no idea they ate bread like that!! Haha #crazy
— Travis Kelce (@tkelce) April 14, 2011
Anyway, due to Travis' profound thoughts on "squirles," Olive Garden, and the enduring power of NAP TIME!!!!!! going viral, The Tonight Show went ahead and put his tweets to music. By which we mean Jimmy Fallon and Tariq Trotter gifted us "The Ballad of Travis Kelce."
Best to just watch below, but call-and-response lyrical highlights "Sometimes he was really deep, the whole world he'd inspire / The most powerful weapon on this earth is the human soul on fire!"
Another fave? "Then he'd take it down a notch and keep things super light / Bout to get some Taco Bell n see what's poppin tonight."
And naturally they closed the song with "NAP TIME," which, incidentally, is how I'm signing all my emails henceforth.
Meanwhile, we'd like to take a moment to turn your attention to one of our personal faves: "TOO MAD RIGHT NOW!!! cant find my phone! either somebody got me for it, or I just missed placed it, but either way, Im phoneless right now!"
TOO MAD RIGHT NOW!!! cant find my phone! either somebody got me for it, or I just missed placed it, but either way, Im phoneless right now!
— Travis Kelce (@tkelce) November 24, 2010
And of course: "Damn..... my birthdays tomorrow and I don't got shit to do! Hate this feeling right now!"
Damn..... my birthdays tomorrow and I don't got shit to do! Hate this feeling right now!
— Travis Kelce (@tkelce) October 5, 2010
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