The Most Useless Items in the 2015 Kardashian Holiday Gift Guides
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As much as the Kardashians have going for them, they face a serious problem at this time of year: choosing gifts for the people in their lives who have everything. Their circle includes people who can buy themselves anything at any time of the year.
Fear not! The famous sisters have unveiled some of the presents they’ll have their assistants wrapping and placing under their perfectly decorated tree, as part of their holiday gift guides, and they’re pretty creative. Although many of their selections are more affordable than you’d expect from the ridiculously successful first family of reality TV, a lot of the items are things that most people would never need.
Check out some of the most useless gift ideas on their lists, which were otherwise filled with Arthur George socks, candles, and designer shoes.
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Kylie: Breo iSee4 Wireless Eye Massager, $150
This was a selection Kylie was thinking about for her very special momager. No, even Kris probably doesn’t have this!
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Kylie: D.L. & Company Rotten Luck Dice Set, $195
Because the kids want to play Monopoly in style! (Do kids still play board games?)
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Kylie: Ringly Smartphone Connected Ring, $195
This little gem (well, it’s cubic zirconia anyway) can be synced to your phone so that on the very rare occasion you lose sight of the device, the ring will ensure you stay connected. Of course, if you always keep your phone in your hand like the Kardashians … hmmm.
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Kylie: Alexander Wang leather padlock, $105
For those times you need to (stylishly) keep your sisters out of your gigantic, walk-in closet.
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Kendall: Dolce and Gabbana embellished headphones, $8,895
The better to hear brother-in-law Kanye’s new music with, right? They’re covered in bronze leather, Swarovski, and (faux) pearls. The price is steep, yes, but online retailer Net-a-Porter has them on sale for half off. Please form an orderly queue.
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Khloé : Sakara Beauty Water, $24
This “beautifying, detoxifying hydration” is actually part of a four-pack of 16 ounce bottles that Khloé included in the “For Kourt” section of her list. Somehow, we don’t believe this is true.
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Khloé: $250 Bottega Veneta leather sleep mask
Kim’s little sis chose this pretty but really unnecessary item for the “perpetually overworked” Kim.
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Kourtney: Bamboo director chair, $70
You know, for when your family starts that reality show!
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Kim: Oribe 24K Gold Pomade, $49
Not included: A celebrity stylist to make sure you don’t walk out looking like someone who’s never used 24K gold pomade before.
Merry Kristmas to all, and to all a good ratings season!
