Many Democrats, Republicans would abstain from sex to ensure an election win: survey

No Harris, no humping. No Trump, no pumping.

It’s a ban on banging that pious patriots are willing to implement to ensure that their preferred presidential candidate is hailed head of state, per a recent report.

“In a world where politics seems to influence every corner of life, it turns out that even the bedroom isn’t immune to partisan divides,” wrote study authors from ZipHealth, a virtual pharmacy.

Democratic and Republican men and women would gladly abstain from sex to clinch the presidential election for either Vice President Kamala Harris or former president Donald Trump. afxhome – stock.adobe.com
Democratic and Republican men and women would gladly abstain from sex to clinch the presidential election for either Vice President Kamala Harris or former president Donald Trump. afxhome – stock.adobe.com

Researchers probed over 1,000 US men and women to determine how political affiliation influences sexual habits, preferences and behaviors.

The sexperts found that 50%, of Democratic women would abstain from rolls in the hay until Election Day, Nov. 5, to guarantee Vice President Kamala Harris takes the big O — the Oval Office, that is.

The sisters of celibacy are joined by a staggering 41% of Democratic men, who, too, wouldn’t mind keeping it in their pants until Harris hits it big.

On the other side of the aisle, however, only a mere 31% of Republican men would forgo a good bump for Trump.

GOPs gotta have it, so it seems.

Less than third of male Republican respondents said they’d give up sex to ensure Trump’s victory. ALLISON DINNER/EPA-EFE/Shutterstock
Less than third of male Republican respondents said they’d give up sex to ensure Trump’s victory. ALLISON DINNER/EPA-EFE/Shutterstock
The study found that presidential election is influencing sexual habits, appetites and trends across the country. Roman – stock.adobe.com
The study found that presidential election is influencing sexual habits, appetites and trends across the country. Roman – stock.adobe.com
Nearly half of Harris’ female supporters say they’d gladly skip sexy to see her win the presidential race. AP
Nearly half of Harris’ female supporters say they’d gladly skip sexy to see her win the presidential race. AP

But it’s no big shock that the White House race has folks going chaste.

The battle for POTUS status has severely split the nation, seeing supporters from both sides feverishly backing their pick — regardless of how those pledges of allegiance impact their personal lives.

And while some voters are working to protect themselves from the electoral chaos, like brides-to-be who are instituting a “no politics talk” rule at their upcoming weddings, others are hopelessly fearful that the messy divide will ruin family gatherings during the holidays.

Well, it’s already lousing up together time for twosomes.

The research team found that Republican couples experience erectile dysfunction slightly more than Democratic pairs. wayhome.studio – stock.adobe.com
The research team found that Republican couples experience erectile dysfunction slightly more than Democratic pairs. wayhome.studio – stock.adobe.com

Radical Republican and Democrat devotees don’t just differ in their political positions, according to ZipHealth’s study.

Investigators found that guys from the opposing sides differ in Erectile Dysfunction trends, too.

“Republican couples (29%) were more likely to struggle with Erectile Dysfunction (ED) than Democratic couples (22%),” data showed. “Among those with ED, Republican couples (53%) are more likely to use ED medication than Democratic couples (43%).”

Despite their opposing views, Democrats and Republicans share sexy proclivities, per the report. gpointstudio – stock.adobe.com
Despite their opposing views, Democrats and Republicans share sexy proclivities, per the report. gpointstudio – stock.adobe.com

But, when it comes to freaky fetishes, the findings reveal that behind closed doors, all Yankee Doodle dandies have similarly tawdry tastes.

“Role play” and “orgasm control” ranked as two of the “most common kinks” amongst men and women from both parties.

At least there’s some things the nation can agree on.