Just a List of Horny Nicknames Inspired by Kate’s Nickname for Will
Yes, hi, ICYMI, Kate Middleton (aka the Duchess of Cambridge) reportedly used to—quite affectionately, as she should—call Prince William “Big Willy” back when they were in college, according to The Mirror. Cute! Sexy! Definitely not what I want to picture when I think of Prince Wills from now on but here! we! are!
If that’s not enough of a TMI peek into the Sex Lives Of The Cambridges, in late-July, celeb gossip blog DeuxMoi posted a blind item (aka, a totally unconfirmed) report that ~a certain mystery member~ of the Royal Family enjoys being pegged. Yes, pegged—penetrated anally by a cis woman with a strap-on. Thus, #PrinceOfPegging started trending on Twitter. Said blind item also revealed that the Prince of Pegging’s wife isn’t into doing the pegging, so she is A-okay with him being pegged by others as long as there’s no emotional connection between them, “which was the case with the last woman.”
So! Between this anonymous royal sex news and word of Prince Will’s impressive assortment of horny nicknames (a twist that, idk about you, but I didn’t see coming in the Year of our Lord 2022), what better way to acknowledge (celebrate? repress?) it all than by coming up with a horny nickname for your own partner? If unnamed British royals + Will and Kate, of all people, can be secretly horny AF, then you can too. Now, for your consideration…
If your partner is really into food:
Beef cakes
Butter fingers
Honey buns
Stud muffin
Horn dog
Stiff pickle
If your partner is really into sports:
Magic Johnson
Big man
Bouncy balls
Pony
Tiger
If your partner is really into pop culture:
Chef (IYKYK)
Hugh Jass-man
Thor King of My-Asgard
Incredible Hulk
Princess Sophia
Miscellaneous horny nicknames:
Stiffy
Major wood
Willy stroker
Super soaker
Hammerhead
Pussy cat
Clit flicker
Sex god
Hot rod
Richard
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