Funny Retirement Gifts to Make Your Loved Ones Laugh
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Retirement is a pretty big deal, so why not give your recently retired loved one a present to help commemorate this milestone accomplishment? Typical presents, like a personalized plaque or travel bag, are expected, giving you all the more reason to pick up one of these quirky, chuckle-inducing gifts that will keep them smiling for days to come. From wine glasses with hilarious sayings on the sides to activity dice perfect for the indecisive retiree, here are 15 funny retirement gifts guaranteed to get some laughs.
Funny Retirement Candle
Pair this premium soy candle with a cozy towel, lotions, and a bath bomb for the perfect homemade relaxing gift set for your favorite retiree.
Funny Retirement Candle
amazon.com
$24.95
AmazonRetirement Schedule Wine Glass
Anyone retired will appreciate this humorous wine glass featuring a gag schedule for retirement. You'll earn extra points if you gift it with a bottle of their favorite wine.
Retirement Schedule Wine Glass
amazon.com
$14.99
AmazonMetal Patio Sign
This chuckle-inducing metal sign is ideal for patios but can also be installed in backyards, basements, and dens.
Metal Patio Sign
amazon.com
$9.99
Amazon"Retired" Business Cards
If you're looking for an excellent retirement gag gift, you can end your search—nothing beats this one. It includes a shiny stainless steel gold-toned business card case and a stack of "Retired" business cards.
"Retired" Business Cards
amazon.com
$9.99
AmazonOfficially Retired Retirement Tiara
Retirement can be glamorous, too, you know. This novelty tiara is perfect for whipping out during retirement parties. It doubles as a great retirement cake topper if your retiree prefers not to wear it.
Officially Retired Retirement Tiara
amazon.com
$6.95
AmazonFunny Full-Length Lounge Socks
These adorable socks are crafted from durable polyester and feature a fun message: "If you can read this, the queen has retired." Love it.
Funny Full-Length Lounge Socks
amazon.com
$11.99
Reusable Tote Bag
For those who plan to travel post-retirement, pick up this reusable tote bag that makes for an excellent travel bag. It's made from sturdy cotton canvas and features a timeless silhouette.
Reusable Tote Bag
amazon.com
$19.99
AmazonWine Glass
Here's another wine glass that any retiree will appreciate. This 15-ounce pick has a scratch-resistant design that won't fade in the dishwasher. Score.
Wine Glass
amazon.com
$15.99
AmazonRetirement Activity Decider Dice
This brilliant decider dice is a genius gift for retirees who may not know how they want to spend their post-retirement days yet. It's made from sturdy metal, with each side displaying a different activity, such as "read a book," "get a snack," or "go fishing."
Retirement Activity Decider Dice
amazon.com
$11.99
AmazonHappy Retirement Cheese Board Serving Platter
This stylish wood serving platter, with a cheese and meat selection arranged on it, makes the perfect retirement gift.
Happy Retirement Cheese Board Serving Platter
amazon.com
$18.99
AmazonRetirement Wine Bag
This simple and humorous retirement gift never goes out of style. Give it with their favorite wine, and you're good to go.
Retirement Wine Bag
amazon.com
$9.99
Amazon101 Fun Things to do in Retirement: An Irreverent, Outrageous & Funny Guide to Life After Work
If they have zero clue how they want to spend their days post-retirement—or just want to laugh—this hilarious book is for them.
101 Fun Things to do in Retirement: An Irreverent, Outrageous & Funny Guide to Life After Work
amazon.com
$12.99
AmazonFunny Retirement T-Shirt
Another thing they can look forward to in retirement is not having to get dressed for work every day. Kick-off their loungewear collection by gifting them this short-sleeve tee made from a breathable cotton blend.
Funny Retirement T-Shirt
walmart.com
$14.95
AmazonBeach Chair Christmas Ornament
This colorful beach chair Christmas tree ornament is a great way to commemorate their retirement. If you really want to go all out, include it in a beach-themed retirement gift basket.
Beach Chair Christmas Ornament
amazon.com
$10.62
AmazonRetirement Gift Blanket
They'll need something to wrap themselves up in whether they spend the afternoons watching Netflix or enjoying chilly evenings with friends around the fire pit, and what better option than this retirement-themed blanket?
Retirement Gift Blanket
amazon.com
$21.99
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