The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week (Nov. 9-15)
Kids may say the darndest things, but parentstweet about them in the funniest ways. Although Twitter has rebranded to X, the humor lives on.
Every week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on the social media platform to spread the joy. Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents for more!
Y’all. I woke up with a headache and I hear my 9 year old son in the kitchen, so I asked him to bring me some water and an Aleve. He brings me some water AND A LEAF. When I tell you I have tears from laughing so hard.
— Nicole ✨ (@BombshellCole) November 9, 2024
we’ve been teaching the 2 yr old about cutlery and setting the table for supper and, well, pic.twitter.com/sTPcAjrXlE
— madeline odent (@oldenoughtosay) November 14, 2024
i just did the overstimulated mom "WHAT?????" to my 3yo and he yelled back "MOMMY YOU NEED TO TALK TO ME GENTLY!!!!!!"
— emily may (@emilykmay) November 13, 2024
Watched Parent Trap with my kids and they could not get past the plot hole of a child sitting in the front seat pic.twitter.com/GU7vZWgFv3
— Kristen Mulrooney (@missmulrooney) November 12, 2024
I was just at my neighbors house with my kids and a bunch of other neighbor kids and the host asked a 3yo if she could get her anything and the girl goes “could you bake a pie?”
— Lucy Huber (@clhubes) November 14, 2024
When I clean the house, I involve my 2 year old and he loves it.
Yesterday, my the little guy came to me and proudly said “I cleandy up for you!” (I cleaned up for you)
GUYS, He “cleaned” the tv with a sanding sponge pic.twitter.com/23P8r4HOsc— Whattsserrname (@whattsserrname) November 13, 2024
It’s funny how my 19 and 21 year old children, rightfully, want me to treat them like adults but both still fully expect me to buy them a chocolate advent calendar each.
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) November 11, 2024
[shoe shopping with 11]
me: what color shoes are you looking for?
11: black. Like my soul.
me: ok I need to stop saying things around you so much.— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) November 10, 2024
Literally every mom I know. https://t.co/jmhd5L0uAf
— Jo (@JoJoFromJerz) November 10, 2024
My 4yo’s teacher: He’s one of my model students.
Me [aghast]: My child?— Jennifer Parker (@Mrs_JParker) November 14, 2024
8: 🎶 on the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me, three French Men…🎶
No one correct her.— Marissa 💚💛🍃🍁🍂 (@michimama75) November 9, 2024
Went to put some milk in my coffee this morning only to realize my kids drank it all. They leave me no choice.
Baileys it is.— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) November 9, 2024
my 8 year old just loudly opened my door, waking me up from a nap, and asked how I could be sleeping when it’s so nice outside.
apparently, my son is my dad reincarnated.— Dan (@dadopotamus) November 14, 2024
My kid wants to know what she should be doing right now, as if the dishes are going to wash themselves.
— krista pacion (@kristabellerina) November 9, 2024
I tell guests that our couch is a giant math problem for the kids, we want to see how many loads of clean laundry it will take to cover it completely, it’s educational
— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) November 12, 2024
The toddler doesn't like bacon so the paternity test is back on
— Trey (@treydayway) November 12, 2024
I overheard my 9yo arguing with my wife and when I went over and asked what was going on, my kid responded “Well you’re about to find out aren’t you?”
Thought this was only supposed to happen “When she’s a teen”. YOU LIARS!— My Life As Dad (@milifeasdad) November 12, 2024
“Stay where I can see you.”
-Me, to my coffee each morning— I Hide From My Kids (@IHideFromMyKids) November 10, 2024
Me: Do you know what day it is?
7yo: Veterinarian day!
I promise you he is trying to thank our vets for their service.— MommyingHard (@MommyingHard) November 11, 2024
Feeling betrayed because my kid found my stash of Reese's peanut butter cups that I originally took from his stash
— meghan (@deloisivete) November 10, 2024
I got readers and showed my son and he said I looked 70 so I turned off the WiFi.
— @itssherifield (@itssherifield) November 13, 2024
A haiku about getting the kids up for school:
Get up get up get
Up geT UP GET UP GET UP
Great there goes the bus— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) November 12, 2024
My kids are counting down the days until they get their advent calendars and the irony is palpable
— mom mom mom mom mom (@notmythirdrodeo) November 12, 2024
If any of the Unspoken-Grief-Never-Grandparents community wants some time w a preschooler, I could really use a hand over here
— sarah (@sarahradz_) November 12, 2024
