Your Cuffing Season Horoscope, Because Yes, It’s Still a Thing

From Cosmopolitan

Drafting for cuffing season is officially in full force—after all, we’re in the middle of Libra season, and Libra is the sign of relationships! In fact, we’re now entering cuffing season’s tryouts phase. If you’ve been noticing a lot of new couple announcements on IG, get used to it, bc they’ll continue till cuffing season ends in March. Sure, 2020 makes dating just a little (okay, a lot) more complicated. But the cuff continues. And hey, what’s more romantic than going to get COVID-19 tests together so you know you’re both negative before you make out?

This year’s astrology shows that the journey toward a settled relationship will be filled with ups and downs. Between now and March, we have to get through (deep breath) two Mercury Retrogrades (October 13, 2020 to November 3, 2020, and January 30, 2020 to February 20, 2021), the 2020 U.S. election (November 3, 2020), the last two eclipses of the year (November 30, 2020 and December 14, 2020), and the Great Conjunction of Jupiter and Saturn in Aquarius (December 21, 2021). And that’s not even mentioning all the day-to-day stresses (like, uh, the kind brought on by living through a pandemic).

But love can make cold weather seem a bit warmer, esp when you can’t exactly head to happy hour with your friends. And who knows, maybe your 2020 cuffing season pick will last much longer than March 2021.

Here’s what cuffing season will bring for your Sun sign.

Aries

There’s conflict brewing between your friends and your crush. You’re spending all your time with your new boo, and your friends are not happy. Try to find a balance in these relationships—or put them all together in the same Netflix Party chat—to make sure everyone gets along.

Taurus

You’re building a real relationship with your boo. Instead of letting people and situations come between you, you’re getting even closer. It’s the two of you against the world.

Gemini

Good news—your crush is pretty much your perfect partner. The only problem is that they’re already in a relationship. Oops! Don’t spend your time pining over them. Look for someone new who’s actually emotionally available.

Cancer

Your partner seems a little closed off, but they just need a little encouragement to share their feels. Go ahead and suggest going through the “36 questions to fall in love,” playing a game of Never Have I Ever, or just tell them you want to get to know them better. If you two can really be honest with each other, your relationship will reach its full potential.

Leo

You were fully invested in your boo, but now you’re having second thoughts. Don’t rush to end things right now, but use these months to try to figure out how you really feel. Then you can make decisions about how you want to move forward.

Virgo

How’s your sex life, Virgo? If it could be better, speak up! Tell your boo about the kinks you want to try, the way you like to be touched, your favorite positions. Work together to learn each other’s bodies, and your sex life and relationship will be amaaazing.

Libra

You’d rather talk about politics and climate change than get all heart-eyed right now. Talk about the real sh*t with your crush or have a playful debate (the kind where you’re both basically on the same side) and you’ll find you’re all the more attracted to them. Bonus: All that “discussion” will get you ready for some hot dirty talk.

Scorpio

Connecting with your boo never felt so good. You’re staying in all fall/winter, and you’d rather be cuddling with your boo on the couch than at any outdoor restaurant. All this time together will help you become closer than you ever imagined.

Sagittarius

You can be a little extra when it comes to love, Sagittarius. In fact, you tend to think of love as a sport. Now, you’ve finally met your match and you’re being challenged in ways you never thought possible. And of course, you love it!

Capricorn

Well, love can be a battlefield—but Cap, should it be? If you find yourself arguing with bae until the bitter end, learn that you don’t have to always have the last word. You need to compromise to make any relationship work.

Aquarius

You’re in the mood to commit—and good news, so is your crush/boo/FWB. The question is, are you really ready to make it official? Make sure you really know your potential S.O. before you DTR.

Pisces

You’ll spend all of cuffing season tangled in the sheets with your sweetie. And TBH, that’s definitely not a bad place to be. Try to lean into the tender moments more before you start stressing over everything. Be present, Pisces!

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