Adam Sandler Has a Beautiful Mustache. Let's Talk About It.
Photos of Jennifer Aniston and Adam Sandler holding hands have been circulating around the Internet this week and people have questions. Most of those questions are insane. For instance, Jennifer Aniston and Adam Sandler are not dating; they are filming a movie. In one scene, they are holding hands. Plus, Sandler has been married to his wife, Jacqueline Titone, for fifteen years: seems solid. But there is one lingering question we should address. Something if we just zoom in a little closer... yes, there it is.
Look at that mustache! What a true champion of facial hair. The 'stache is so strong that I asked myself: Have we been sleeping on Adam Sandler's good mustache all this time? Turns out, that answer is a definitive no. With some light investigating, I discovered that at no point in recent memory has Sandler's mustache been so lush and proud. Let's review.
Here he is in 2017 promoting The Meyerowitz Stories, and his mustache is fine. Nothing special, but it's not strong. Not like this present day Hawaiian shirt 'stache. Actually, while reviewing Adam Sandler's history of facial hair, his current mustache is only rivaled by one he had in 2013.
Even still, this is essentially a full beard and as we all know, a full beard doth not a mustache make. The big takeaway is that maybe we should just live in Sandler's mustached present. t's celebrate that.
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