25 Of The Funniest Tweets About Cats And Dogs This Week (Nov. 30-Dec. 6)
Woof — it’s been a looooooong week.
If you feel like you’ve been working like a dog, let us offer you the internet equivalent of a big pile of catnip: hilarious tweets about pets.
We Shih Tzu not.
Each week at HuffPost, we scour X, formerly Twitter, to find the funniest posts about our furballs being complete goofballs. They’re sure to make you howl.
(And if you want more, no need to beg ― you can check out last week’s batch right here.)
i love that cats slap the shit out of everything they can’t understand
— ً (@reidoona) December 3, 2024
Just picked George up from the dentist and he’s on another planet rn pic.twitter.com/QwqACgXtZI
— c a i t l i n (@hello__caitlin) December 3, 2024
I was walking past a dog wearing a sweater and I said “meester sweater” to myself in an Eastern European accent and his owner was on the phone and removed his earbuds and was like “sorry what” and I shrieked “I SAID MISTER SWEATER” and walked away
— Ej Dickson (@ejdickson) December 4, 2024
The Cat has FOUR bespoke beds around the home, TWO comfy cat boxes to sit in/on, and OUR bed that he treats as his own, and yet I come back from the shops to this: pic.twitter.com/tmOnQBCG8y
— Gaz Weetman (@GazWeetman) November 30, 2024
the parasocial relationship i have with twitter cats is unreal
— 🔥 (@fIametrooper) December 4, 2024
She started slow blinking at me when I turned the space heater on for her 🥰 pic.twitter.com/u4cnplgjxS
— amy et al. (@peachofababy) December 1, 2024
“I don’t have a dog in this fight” : normal, if grim
“I don’t have a horse in this race” : less common, but meaning obvious
“I don’t have a dog in this race” : subverts expectations; strong imagery
“I don’t have a horse in this fight” : spellbinding, transcendent synthesis— Veles (73k/50k words) (@keyofgeo) December 5, 2024
Self proclaimed “free thinkers” when you crinkle a wrapper in the kitchen pic.twitter.com/n8v4uzaFVx
— susan (@imniceandsmart) December 2, 2024
He sees you when you’re sleeping pic.twitter.com/HtgebDEuoe
— Toby & Taro (@TobyAndTaro) December 5, 2024
this dog got on the subway and as soon as i went to take a photo she turned her head to look right at me.
her name is happy and she’s 3 years old. pic.twitter.com/bVSu2CtiuT— Talia Jane ❤️🔥 (@taliaotg) December 5, 2024
I love that people have always dressed up their cats and the cats have always looked slightly murderous about it. pic.twitter.com/mgzCZ2BWen
— Owl! at the Library 😴🧙♀️ (@SketchesbyBoze) December 6, 2024
The moment cameras were invented:
“Let us put Kitty in costume and take photographs!”— Vasiliki1928 (@vasiliki1928) December 6, 2024
impordant convesashun ! pic.twitter.com/74NKwwlutW
— boots 👢 (@stinky_boots) December 5, 2024
Alt text: important conversation
Video description: a 19 second clip of me asking Boots what’s wrong and him yelling back. We talk back and forth for a bit before he slow blinks and I pet his head.— boots 👢 (@stinky_boots) December 5, 2024
Mid-air refueling pic.twitter.com/KuRkirySJI
— Giant Military Cats (@giantcat9) December 4, 2024
Assyrian dog figurines with names carved on them, 650 BC.
"Who casts out evil."
"Trapper of the enemy."
"Don't think, bite!"
"Bite the enemy!"
"Bark loudly!" pic.twitter.com/ManT1WCu34— MENA Visuals (@menavisualss) December 5, 2024
they understand each other pic.twitter.com/mZijL9H1fS
— Posts Of Cats (@PostsOfCats) December 5, 2024
The IT specialist has arrived. pic.twitter.com/oUBm3900zZ
— cats with jobs 🛠 (@CatWorkers) November 2, 2024
"Well this is fucking coming down" pic.twitter.com/mCFykSKjFU
— Paul Bronks (@SlenderSherbet) December 2, 2024
the stance on him https://t.co/UuVADxm5tL
— cats being weird little guys 👅 (@weirdlilguys) December 5, 2024
📸 Felicia Bowman pic.twitter.com/HJ2HGeLCdt
— There is no cat in this image (@Thereisnocat_) December 5, 2024
This is Phyllis. She has the unique ability to nap standing up. And an even unique-er ability to do it right on top of her human's face. 14/10 pic.twitter.com/ZkA9r3lRyw
— WeRateDogs (@dog_rates) December 5, 2024
LOVE my new scratching post https://t.co/hL0lIoCoZ5
— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) December 6, 2024
When you blow your dog a kiss and he watches it float by.. 🥹 pic.twitter.com/vLJmfxHQUw
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) December 4, 2024
'Tis the season... pic.twitter.com/Ih9iUmh0Ak
— Lorenzo The Cat (@LorenzoTheCat) December 5, 2024
