22 Funny, Festive Fails That, Let's Face It, Look Dirty As Heck
1.This Santa slide:
"The expression on his face...it has to be intentional."
2.This Christmas mirror:
"Isn’t Christmas all about a miracle vagina that gave birth without having sex?"
3.This questionable craft for kids:
"I had heard that no two were alike. Snowflakes, I mean."
4.This wildly suggestive sign:
"So, why does semen still seek him?"
5.This disturbing display:
"Time for Santa's prostate exam."
6.These Santas that look like sperm:
"Santa baby, now hurry down my chimney tonight."
7.This extremely excited elf:
"Step one: You cut a hole in the box."
8.This ornament for "Erick" that didn't turn out as planned:
"Looks like somebody Ericked up."
9.This holiday horse that seems to have hemorrhoids:
"That's not a bow. That's a prolapsed a-hole."
10.This busty tree:
"Deck the halls with boughs of boobies."
11.These minimalist Christmas trees that are for external use only:
"Make sure your Christmas trees have large, flared bases. You don't want to lose your tree between the holidays."
12.These bloody biscuits:
"They do look bloody delicious."
13.This rousing Rudolph who looks more like a Vixen to me:
"Rudolph the big-boobed reindeer..."
14.These floating panty lights:
"To taunt those who are only getting underwear this Christmas."
15.This concerning Christmas candle salad:
"A culinary masterpiece."
16.These overly friendly snowpeople:
"MELT."
17.This crappy Christmas tree:
"I don't understand what else it could look like other than a giant turd."
18.This "Christmas stocking" pancake:
"Just turn it and it'll be a bicep!"
19.This saucy snowperson:
"Snoobs."
20.This lewd light display:
"My inner child says this may have been intentional..."
21.These butthole cheesecakes:
"Didn’t even bother to wipe them."
22.Finally, this suggestive street setup:
"Someone did that on purpose. It has to be."
H/T: r/CrappyDesign, r/ShittyFoodPorn, r/funny, r/BadDesigns
