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I Wore Armie Hammer Tracksuits for a Week

Photo credit: Instagram
Photo credit: Instagram

From ELLE

My single favorite cinema moment last year was the actor Armie Hammer plunging his thumb into a soft-boiled egg, causing the runny yolk to cascade down his all-American fingers and bring the promise of sex into breakfast, where it belongs. Whether it wins any Oscars or not, Call Me By Your Name changed my life. What a moment! What an egg! What a giant, gorgeous, muscular man!

So I did what any dummy with a crush does, and followed Hammer on Instagram. It was a good time, featuring hijinks with his co-star Timothée Chalamet, peeks into his wholesome family life, and...I don't know what this is. It was all very glamorous and too-too...until the tracksuits.

Or, that is, one tracksuit: the Adidas tracksuit.