This Woman Has the World's Longest Eyelashes
"What ever more could we hope for?" she delighted at the news of dragon eyebrows.
"Truly, a millennial marvel!" she trilled upon finding pom pom makeup.
"Happy day!" she cried discovering rosé deodorant.
"I fucking can't," she died learning 2016's world's longest eyelashes clocked in just under five inches.
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