This Woman Found Feces In Her Airline Blanket

From Cosmopolitan

Imagine boarding your flight, ready to indulge in hours of uninterrupted pre-downloaded Netflix and free airline cookies (it is a Delta flight after all). About half an hour in, you're freezing thanks to the unpredictable cabin temperatures and grab for the thin square of fleece meant to be a blanket only to find a special surprise inside: Poop.

You might think it's never been dung before, but Comedian Nicole Byer dealt with this horrifying scenario Thursday morning on a Delta Flight to Atlanta. As if a 5 a.m. take-off time weren't crappy enough!

Byer, who performed at Louisiana State University the previous night, immediately took to Twitter to report the incident and her followers ran with it, racking up 200 retweets in less than 10 hours. She had some serious questions.

Not only why would somebody do this, but also how did a flight attendant not notice something smelled a little off?

Obviously the insane incident caught Delta's eye and the corporate account quickly tweeted Byer instructing her to tell an onboard flight attendant (as if that wouldn't be the first step!?!). She was not having their shit (literally) and demanded a better response.

The company definitely turd, excuse me, heard, the outcry and reached out to Byer again asking for details. She quickly provided her flight number, seat assignment and tracking code. The conversation then moved to DMs as the rest of the Twitter was left to wonder how Delta would possibly flush away this stinky situation.

Determined not to be a party pooper, Byer returned to social media and let followers know things are a little constipated at corporate and the company was still trying to resolve the issue.

Let's just hope this starts a movement for better heavy doodie airplane blankets! Just a crapshoot. HAhahahaahah. I'm done.

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