Dear Auntie EEEE: I’m so tired of dating! I’ve been single a long time-most of my twenties. But the thing I’m most tired of is ghosting. Why do guys suddenly cease all communication? For the love of God! Be a man! Just tell me what’s wrong with me! Why don’t you want to go out with me again? What did I say? What did I do? I just want to know so I can be better for next time, and stop this vicious circle and settle down. -Why Are Men Such Chickens?
Miss Why, My Kumquat: The temperature of every woman reading this just went up 130 degrees. We all know egggzactly what you’re talking about. And if you’re as irritated as I think you are, step up! Do it for womankind. Text scoundrel ghosters this message:
Why Are You Ghosting [Miss X]?
__Style not as expected
__Inaccurate product description
__Not feeling it
Add your own reasons and send it. I promise you, some chap at Stanford who’s never had a date in his life will build an app and make millions off this idea, because many, many guys will respond to it. But women don’t need any more apps built by dateless chumps, do we, Miss Why? We can handle this ourselves. The twits have caused enough trouble. Time to take matters into our own hands. You have nothing to lose. Send it! Good luck! And let us know what happens.
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