Um, Erykah Badu just did a bunch of palm readings on Twitter and it was so hilarious
Um, Erykah Badu just did a bunch of palm readings on Twitter and it was so hilarious
If you’ve ever called a psychic hotline or seen a commercial advertising their services, you’re probably aware of the fact that having a stranger remotely deliver a rundown of your future can be hella pricey. Luckily, anyone who hit up Erkyah Badu on Twitter for palm readings recently got one hell of a bargain: an “expert” “palm” reading for free!
When one of Badu’s followers asked her “can you read my palm, tho?” the seemingly random request spawned a flurry of responses from the eclectic soul singer, whose hilarious future-predicting responses ironically took place just before we learned that popular TV psychic Miss Cleo passed away from cancer.
As the series of responses below prove, fans should be careful what they ask for when soliciting online psychic advice from their faves because Badu absolutely did not hold back (I mean, does she ever?):
I'm getting a strong sense that you are a real bitch. https://t.co/6CHbjqLm82
— ErykahBadoula (@fatbellybella) July 27, 2016
Lets see … You will meet you're soul mate at a soup kitchen volunteering with you. https://t.co/4KqkmYlufg
— ErykahBadoula (@fatbellybella) July 26, 2016
You will Lay off the porn for 2 weeks. https://t.co/0odO8BVuX4
— ErykahBadoula (@fatbellybella) July 25, 2016
Santa is not real. I'm sorry. https://t.co/lSGXJ8meMr
— ErykahBadoula (@fatbellybella) July 25, 2016
I feel You are too nice to these Hos. You should start givin these mufukas the bizness. Don't letm run over you boo. https://t.co/7hQCutfIAo
— ErykahBadoula (@fatbellybella) July 25, 2016
I feel you have a strong left hook. That upper cut ain't no punk neither. https://t.co/PyyvwwsJbe
— ErykahBadoula (@fatbellybella) July 25, 2016
"Self "is a key word that keeps comin to me. Try to consider others more today.
— ErykahBadoula (@fatbellybella) July 25, 2016
You ARE the father. https://t.co/y8FrJJV76d
— ErykahBadoula (@fatbellybella) July 25, 2016
You will Live a comfy life with no shits to give. Congrats. https://t.co/CahiK7j2t8
— ErykahBadoula (@fatbellybella) July 25, 2016
According to my calculations you are dead. https://t.co/2TKPVIW6fx
— ErykahBadoula (@fatbellybella) July 25, 2016
After reading (and guffawing over) Badu’s readings, we’re thinking she and Chrissy Teigen should host a joint Twitter Q&A sesh because clearly they’re both pros at it.
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