The soon-to-be newlyweds will tie the knot at St George's Chapel in Windsor on May 18, 2019.
"She said she wants to be the hottest one in her wedding party and I may overshadow her with my new boobs.”
With a royal baby due any day now, they had a very good reason for not attending – but Prince Harry and Meghan Markle sure made up for their absence at Idris Elba’s wedding with a pricey gift.
"I was gesticulating a little too violently when my engagement ring flew off and rolled into a pavement grate."
"The bride helped with nothing. She sat inside in the air conditioning scrolling through Facebook, Instagram, and Pinterest."
Every bride wants their big day to be perfect – but one maid of honour has revealed how her best friend’s desire to give her guests goldfish as a wedding favour went drastically wrong. The woman recalled how her former pal – who was a self-confessed animal lover – wanted fish in a tank as an unusual centre-piece on each table at her reception. Despite her chief bridesmaid’s warnings that nobody would want to take them home from the wedding to keep as pets – and that the noise and transportation would be traumatic for them – she insisted on ordering a hundred of them in without thinking what would happen if they hadn’t been adopted by the time the globes had to be returned.