"When you get off the plane, speed walk to passport control. You save a minute of queuing for every person you pass."
"The customer is always right...unless they are very very rude and very very wrong!"
"You’d have someone’s eye out with the size of that!!!"
There are eight different ways, apparently.
Welcome to 2019.
"I once had a toffee pecan roulade substituted with a vanilla candle."
People are having a field day.
"We are all imperfectly beautiful"
"He said I just wanted attention."
People were not holding back online as the red carpet coverage unfolded.