“I know he can't change anything but I'm struggling with this being the final memories of our wedding day."
"You chose to have a wedding, you decided on the budget and that should have nothing to do with the bridesmaids"
"I was gesticulating a little too violently when my engagement ring flew off and rolled into a pavement grate."
"The bride helped with nothing. She sat inside in the air conditioning scrolling through Facebook, Instagram, and Pinterest."