Selena Gomez Really Can’t Keep Her Hands to Herself

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Do Selena Gomez and her boyfriend set up elaborate roleplay scenarios wherein she pretends to be a stalker breaking into his home? Probably not. But she and her “Hands to Myself” music video alter-ego do have one thing in common: They can’t keep their hands to themselves.

Every couple of days there’s a new rumor about who the 23-year-old is dating. So let’s meet some of these nice young men.

Orlando Bloom

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Selena Gomez and Orlando Bloom (Photo: Instagram)

This is not the first time Selena and Orlando have been rumored to be interlocking ponytails like two horny Na’vi. The two were rumored to be dating in 2014 after this classic photo. Then, Wednesday night, Gomez was at Bloom’s 39th birthday party. “Happy bday Orly — celebrate kindness and who you are,” Gomez wrote in an Instagram post from the party. Aleen Keshishian, the pair’s shared manager and sister of Alek Keshishian, who directed Gomez’s “Hands to Myself” video, also shared a shot of the three where Gomez and Bloom certainly look comfortable together.

Corresponding “Hands to Myself” Lyric: “I mean I could but why would I want to?”

Charlie Puth

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Selena Gomez and Charlie Puth (Photo: Twitter)

Fans have been shipping Gomez and Puth ever since the two recorded a song together and got all flirty about it on Snapchat. Selena herself has now shut that down saying, “We’re not [dating], that’s for sure.” Alright apparently she can keep her hands to herself every once in a while.

Corresponding “Hands to Myself” Lyric: “’Cuz all of the downs and the uppers keep making love to each other.”

Niall Horan

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Selena Gomez and Niall Horan (Photos: Getty Images)

Granted this feels like a thing Selena left back in 2015, but the two were definitely getting close there for a minute. Back in December, Gomez and One Direction’s resident blonde were spotted making out at an afterparty for The X-Factor.

Corresponding “Hands to Myself” Lyric: “You’re metaphorical gin and juice.”

Samuel Krost

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Selena Gomez and Samuel Krost (Photo: Splash News)

Damn, you hold hands with Selena Gomez one time and suddenly it’s all your Google results have to say about you. Krost, a model and friend of Gigi Hadid, was photographed holding Gomez’s hand outside of Cipriani in New York in November. It was probably pretty platonic.

Corresponding “Hands to Myself” Lyric: “But people say what they wanna say.”

Justin Bieber

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Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber (Photo: Getty Images)

There will always be Justin Bieber. So what does Selena Gomez have to say about it? “Honestly, what I would love to be printed is that I am so beyond done with talking about that,” she told Rolling Stone recently. Got it.

Corresponding “Hands to Myself” Lyric: “The doctors say you’re no good.”