Relatable Tweets for People Who Hate to Exercise
Despite what social media might lead you to believe, there are plenty of people who would rather do just about anything instead of hitting the gym before work on a weekday morning. Let's face it: Being healthy is hard work and not everyone is going to love doing it, even if you know it's important.
But if you, too, hate exercising with the fiery passion of a thousand suns, you're definitely not alone. Here are just a few hilariously relatable tweets from people who totally get the struggle of forcing yourself to exercise.
1.
I go to the gym so infrequently that I still call it the James.
- Alec Sulkin (@thesulk) April 8, 2013
2.
Gym Instructor: So what’s your favourite machine to use here at the gym?
Me: The Vending Machine- anti joke apple (@antijokeapple) August 30, 2014
3.
I need a playlist for when I deeply consider going to the gym but then don't.
- Akilah Hughes (@AkilahObviously) July 2, 2015
4.
technology is cool because you can text someone & tell them you're at the gym when you're really just watching tv with your pants unbuttoned
- Mary Charlene (@IamEnidColeslaw) November 29, 2014
5.
I never *want* to exercise but as soon as I start it's like "Ok, I still don't really wanna do this," but then when I'm done it's like "Ok."
- Kevin Farzad (@KevinFarzad) January 4, 2015
6.
How long are you supposed to rest in between sets at the gym? Like 6 months?
- philippe iujvidin (@philyuck) September 10, 2015
7.
*puts on sports bra*
Well, that's enough exercise for today...- bogadafet (@bogadafet) October 15, 2015
8.
The gym is a place for people carrying out punishments from greek gods, as in a bike that goes nowhere & a weight that falls on your chest.
- Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) March 26, 2017
9.
I wish I loved exercise as much as I love napping 3 times a day and eating 5 times the suggested serving size.
- pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) June 7, 2016
10.
It's time for us all to admit the "endorphin rush" you get after exercise is just an overwhelming sense of relief it's over.
- Sarah T. (@SarahThyre) July 30, 2014
11.
Saw a couple holding hands while jogging and it made me hopeful that one day I will meet someone who will hate them with me.
- Robin McCauley Lynch (@RobinMcCauley) March 5, 2014
12.
*walks into starbucks instead of using drive-thru* no one can match my dedication to exercise
- Anne T. Donahue (@annetdonahue) February 19, 2017
13.
My sole source of exercise is getting into jeans after they've been through the dryer.
- Matt Bellassai (@MattBellassai) November 22, 2014
14.
Just cancelled my gym membership and I guarantee it's better than any runner's high
- Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen) April 29, 2016
15.
Sit-ups are the best exercise because they include the most lying down.
- Spencer Robinson (@13spencer) March 27, 2014
16.
My favorite exercise at the gym is pretending I don't need help with the machines.
- Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) September 24, 2012
17.
I joined a gym and my credit card company sent me a fraud alert
- Ayesha A. Siddiqi (@AyeshaASiddiqi) March 21, 2016
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