You people had enough yet? I, for one, am stuffed—proverbially and literally. We've now officially reached the point of the holiday where all the cheery goodwill that's been building up in anticipation of yesterday's festivities is starting to dissipate after the reality of what the rest of the weekend entails sets in. Everyone needs to chill the fuck out. Right now, the only thing I want to do is sprawl my (bloated, complaining) body on the plushest piece of furniture in the house and scroll mindlessly through page after page of clothing I may or may not purchase.
If you're looking for a similar sort of reprieve, Nordstrom is here to save you from the sheer misery (I love you, Mom!) of any further interaction—virtual or otherwise—with your family. I may be about to pass out in a tryptophan-induced food coma but you bet your ass I'm alert enough for this. Hell, it's the only reason I woke up before noon today. The retailer is currently taking up to 50 percent off a wide-ranging selection of menswear—from topcoats to turtlenecks and everything in between—in a sale so good even your testiest aunt will understand why you couldn't make her mid-day video call. (Well, almost.)
So this Black Friday, tell your family members you're "putting out an unanticipated work fire" and then angle your computer out of their line of vision while you spend the rest of the afternoon poring over Nordstrom's array of goodies trying to look stressed. Or, y'know, scroll through our picks below to save yourself the effort. Your call.
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