10 Sep – Nico Bolzico has a lot to say after finding out that he is having a baby girl with actress wife, Solenn Heussaff.
In an Instagram photo of Bolzico looking distressed, he wrote, "We are having a baby girl! We were not supposed to reveal the gender until she is born, but since she is a girl, I decided to raise this topic now because there are some warnings that must be spoken to the world."
"First, in my head, nobody is good enough for my girl, I might be wrong, but nobody will make me change my mind. For all my friends with baby boys aged from -2 (not born yet) to 5, no matter how close we are, you must know that our friendship will expire in 14 years," he added.
Bolzico also revealed his "super fair system" for future suitors of his daughter that involves the couple's pets including Patato the turtle, El Gato the cat, and Pochola the dog, writing, "Stage One: The #Patato Challenge. This challenge will be strictly supervised by #Pechuga and it is very simple, the boy (from now on The Suitor) and me will place a piece of broccoli one meter apart from each other and #Patato will choose, if he chooses his broccoli then we move to Stage Two.
"Stage Two: Staring competition with #ElGato. The suitor will have to compete with #ElGato on a staring competition where the one that blinks first loses. In the case that the suitor beats #ElGato then he will move to Stage Three."
"Stage Three: The #Pochola Effect. The suitor will have to walk #Pochola every morning at 6am and every night at 9pm, for 2 weeks, missing one day or arriving late will result in elimination. If #Pochola is properly walked, including regular visits to #Oreo and #Monty (her best friends), then the suitor will have unlocked the 3 pet stages, moving on to human interaction."
"The suitor will sit down with me, in a dark room with one light in one table, where I will ask 100 questions and he must answer fast. Failing in one answer question will result in elimination."
"After, the suitor will have earned the right to take my girl on a date. The first 3 dates I will personally join in a separate table," he added.
Bolzico stated that his wife already thinks that he is crazy and doesn't want to be part of his system.
"I guess she is not a modern parent as me," he added.
(Photo Source: Nico Bolzico Instagram)