Don't let their adorable, chubby baby faces fool you - kids can be savage AF, even before they learn to form full sentences. Just ask Chrissy Teigen, whose 1-year-old Luna's bad behavior inspired this tweet the other day:
I am having a very rough day and it would help me a lot if any moms would like to share stories of their kids being mean to them- christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) September 23, 2017
Parents (and babysitters, and aunts, and really anyone who deals with young children on a daily basis) delivered, and their replies prove once and for all that nobody knows how to roast you quite like a cranky 3-year-old.
When my son was 4, he told me me hair was an abomination. Stunned, I asked him what that meant. He said “something I don’t like”- Maureen Matherne (@MaureenMatherne) September 23, 2017
I made French toast for dinner once and my middle kid said they tasted like sorrow. :/- Mindy (@Minderella71) September 23, 2017
"That's your mommy!"- Norah Woodsey (@NorahWoodsey) September 23, 2017
Looks me up and down.
"No. That's a pretty person."
My 13 month old says "dada" but every time I ask "can you say mama?" she looks me in the eyes, says "no" very clearly and then laughs- Emma Span (@emmaspan) September 23, 2017
I asked my 6year old son if he'll visit me when I'm old. He told me to get a Life Alert bracelet instead. ]]>😕🙄