Happy Birthday, Jaden Smith: 18 of the Internet Poet's Most Philosophical Tweets
Actor, model and philosopher Jaden Smith turns 18 today. Though he's got experience in music, fashion and film, Jaden's Twitter feed might just be the best way to get to know him, through his musings on humanity, education and crystals. We've learned so much from him, it only feels fair to pass on the wisdom. He worked hard for this. We worked hard for this. We all worked so hard for this.
That Moment When Peeing Feels So Good You Start Crying.
â Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) March 20, 2015
One thing you learn from Jaden's Twitter is that he cries a lot, which ... same, tbh.
It's Okay To Cry Guys.
â Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) December 28, 2014
It really is.
If I Had A Nickel For Every Time I've Cried In The Back Of An Uber, I Would Have Another Pair Of Yeezy's.
â Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) September 27, 2015
Like we said, same.
Just Stare In The Mirror And Cry And You'll Be Good.
â Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) March 3, 2015
Jaden's not just interested in the concept of crying, he also repeatedly returns to the idea of mirrors ...
How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real
â Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) May 2, 2013
There's a lot to unpack here; it's not really worth even trying unless you want to discover everything you know about life is wrong.
The More Time You Spend Awake The More Time You Spend Asleep.
â Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) February 13, 2015
To be fair, we came to the same conclusion the first time we saw Inception.
You Can Discover Everything You Need To Know About Everything By Looking At Your Hands
â Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) May 10, 2014
Think about it.
If A Cup Cake Falls From A Tree How Far Away Will It Be From Down. #Jupiter
â Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) August 29, 2014
We'd like to think that this is actually an old Smith family saying.
â Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) March 8, 2014
"Existential yeses" is actually a really good band name.
Relationships Are Messed Up But Your Face Isn't.
â Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) February 11, 2015
This is the Snapchat generation's "it's not you, it's me."
She's So Cute
â Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) May 25, 2016
That she is.
I Saw Owen Wilson One Time From A Distance And We Just Stared At Each Other, Then His Car Drove Off.
â Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) April 30, 2015
Presented without comment.
That Moment When You Can't Sleep Soo You Start Doing Math.
â Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) April 6, 2015
Unsure if he means that math puts him to sleep or he just likes doing math while tired or?
The Head Of The Sphinx Will Fall Off In The Near Future.
â Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) December 24, 2014
In hindsight, this could have been a prediction/metaphor for Brexit.
I've Bin Drinking Distilled Water For So Long That When I Drink Normal Water It Feels Like I'm Swallowing Huge Chunks Of Aluminum.
â Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) November 2, 2014
Same.
I Build Pyramids Constantly
â Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) September 20, 2014
Same.
You Think You Get It. YOU DONT YOU DONT YOU DONT!!!!!!!
â Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) March 4, 2014
This is actually more popularly attributed to Mark Twain (citation needed).
I Just Wanted You To Know That Someone Loves You Bad
â Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) May 20, 2016
Fact: Jaden is a very matter-of-fact tweeter. "Here's the deal," he'll say, and then just drop a bomb.