The Great Wall: Matt Damon trolled for being the saviour of Asia
Remember how Matt Damon built a reputation as someone who needed constant saving? Well, not any more. As it turns out, all Damon needed to do was get cast in The Great Wall as a mercenary in ancient China (yawn). And we all know how crucial white people were in the Middle Kingdom back then.
The Great Wall has just opened Stateside to a lacklustre box office showing, not to mention the mocking of Asian fans. Fed up with the constant whitewashing of Asian roles in Hollywood (I’m looking at you, Emma Stone in Aloha, and no, I don’t care how adorable you are), Asian Netizens took to Twitter to troll Damon in the funniest possible way.
Which is a little unfair when you consider that Damon seems like a genuinely nice guy, who has done lots of humanitarian work. But we still love these memes, starting with this one of Damon as Hua Mulan, the legendary Chinese female warrior who went to battle (dressed as a man) on behalf of her father.
You've saved us so many times. #ThankYouMattDamon pic.twitter.com/3Jo1ZBSGAV
— SJPaul (@JeakPaul) February 16, 2017
They also showed their gratitude in the most Asian way possible – kowtowing
"I've heard a great deal about you, Matt Damon" #ThankYouMattDamon pic.twitter.com/MuOwprZdYf
— jes tom🦄 (@jestom) February 16, 2017
But that’s not all. Damon apparently contributed more to Asian history and culture too.
Strategy
Sun Tzu didn't know war could be an art until he saw Matt Damon descended from the heavens riding a dragon. #ThankYouMattDamon
— Jimmy Lee (@JimmyQuantum) February 18, 2017
Language
#thankyoumattdamon for creating the Chinese language@jennyyangtv @ConstanceWu @theLLAG @angryasianman pic.twitter.com/XVLWiiGcMB
— Jennie (@uncle_jennie) February 18, 2017
Landmarks
Matt Damon placed the first brick of the Great Wall #thankyoumattdamon
— Michael Ly (@mycology) February 19, 2017
Chopsticks
Matt Damon taught me how to use chopsticks. #thankyoumattdamon
— Jenny Yang
(@jennyyangtv) February 16, 2017
And Hollywood fantasy worlds too
#ThankYouMattDamon for helping Indiana Jones navigate the Temple of Doom. #TheGreatWall pic.twitter.com/hSyM47sr4j
— Kristina Wong ❄️ (@mskristinawong) February 16, 2017
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