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Become a Human Hot Pocket in This Toasty Sleeping Bag

Photo credit: ThinkGeek
Photo credit: ThinkGeek

From Cosmopolitan

When a Hot Pocket comes out of the microwave, it’s either scorching hot at the level of 1,000 suns or it’s cold. There is no in-between. I have a feeling that this Hot Pocket Sleeping Bag will finally find the happy medium that we’ve all been craving.

The quirky sleeping bag comes from ThinkGeek, an online retailer that makes unique products. Slip inside, and you’ll look like a frozen pocket burrito. Whether you feel more like a pepperoni pizza or ham & cheddar Hot Pocket-well, that’s up to you.

The $80 sleeping bag has a nylon shell and polyester lining and is 76 inches (about 6.3 feet) by 31 inches (about 2.6 feet). It’s just under 4 pounds, making it a lightweight option for camping. Or just for carrying to your living room to lay down and watch a movie. You know, whatever.

“You may be familiar with the burrito sleeping system for camping, designed for maximum warmth in extreme situations,” the description reads. “It inspired our Hot Pocket Sleeping Bag, designed for extreme warmth in a maximum of situations.”

ThinkGeek has a custom MicroWaay insulation system for maximum warmth retention. So is this sleeping bag funny because you’re a damn Hot Pocket? Yes, but it keeps you warm, and you’ll need that especially when camping, backpacking, or just enjoying the outdoors.

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