Christmas Puns That Are All Tree-mendously Hilarious

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Step up your dad joke game this holiday season with these best Christmas puns that will make this the most punderful time of the year. With so much going on in your Christmas preparations—whether you’re trimming the Christmas tree or putting together the ultimate Christmas dinner menu—you might be too drained to think of clever Christmas card messages to write. Slide some of these clever Christmas puns into your notes that will sleigh your loved ones when they get your card. Incorporate some reindeer jokes or Santa jokes as well for an extra dose of ho-ho-hilarity!

Perhaps you need a great one-liner for a Christmas Instagram caption for your cute elfie. Look snow further than one of these lighthearted puns for a splash of festive fun. Even if you’re including one of many Christmas quotes in your cards or online, you can still infuse some holiday humor by replacing a word here and there with a more punny option. And nothing is more satisfying than catching friends off-guard at a Christmas party with a ba-dum-tss-worthy play on words. So whatever the occasion, arm yourself with some of these hilarious Christmas puns so you’ll be sure to bring on the laughs during the holidays! If you need extra joy this season be sure to watch the best Christmas movies on Netflix!

Christmas Puns

Photo credit: Niedring/Drentwett
Photo credit: Niedring/Drentwett
  • "Resting Grinch face."

  • "You sleigh me."

  • "Your presents is requested."

  • "But wait—there’s myrrh."

  • "Sleigh my name, sleigh my name."

  • "Hold on for deer life."

  • "The Christmas alphabet has noel."

  • "Shake it like a pole-oriod picture."

  • "Yule be sorry."

  • "I'm pine-ing for you."

  • "I have the final sleigh."

  • "It’s the most wine-derful time of the year."

  • "Oh, deer."

  • "All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies."

  • “A mistle-toast to the holiday season.”

  • "Sleigh, what?!"

  • "The snuggle is real."

  • “I love you from head to mistletoe.”

  • "You’re sleigh-in’ it."

  • "It’s the most wonderful time for a beer."

  • "Love at frost sight!"

  • "Make it rein."

  • "Sleigh queen, sleigh."

  • "It's lit."

  • "How rude-olf of you."

Santa Puns

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Photo credit: Tetra Images
  • "That look soots you."

  • "I'm Claus-trophobic."

  • "Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental."

  • "Rebel without a Claus."

  • "You’re my soul Santa."

  • "A round of Santa-plause, please."

  • "Santa cleans his sleigh with Santa-tizer."

  • "Claus I said so!"

Christmas Tree Puns

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Photo credit: Bloomberg Creative Photos
  • "Time to spruce things up."

  • "I’m feelin’ pine."

  • "We have great chemis-tree."

  • "I’ll never fir-get."

  • "These decorations are tree-mendous."

  • "Birch, please."

  • "Fir sure."

  • "This tree is officially lit AF."

  • "Are you oakay? Yes, I'm pine!"

  • "Can I get a watt watt?"

  • "Yes, I do consider myself a Christmas tree hugger."

  • "I love you a whole watt."

  • "You need to branch out."

  • "Ready, set, glow."

Snow Puns

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Photo credit: Sam Edwards
  • "You snow the drill."

  • "Up to snow good."

  • "Best in snow."

  • "It’s snow joke."

  • "I told you snow."

  • "It's ice to meet you."

  • "Say it ain’t snow."

  • "Snow thank you."

  • "As it snow happens."

  • "Snow on and snow forth."

  • "It takes one to snow one."

  • "I'm snow bored."

  • "Icy what you did there."

  • "He came, he thawed, he conquered."

  • "This is snow laughing matter!"

  • "I only have ice for you."

Elf Puns

Photo credit: Chiara Benelli
Photo credit: Chiara Benelli
  • "Let’s take an elfie."

  • "I’m elf-taught."

  • "Don’t be elfish."

  • "He’s an elf-made man."

  • "She has high elf-esteem."

  • "Treat yo'elf."

  • "Let’s get elf-ed up."

  • "Believe in your elf."

  • "Have your elf a merry little Christmas."

  • "Don't get caught elvesdropping on Santa!"

  • "Get the elf out of here."

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