27 Best Halloween Pun Costumes
1. Ceiling Fans
As an alternative, you could go as "Breaking the Ceiling Fans" - very timely!
2. Green With Envy
You can only do so much sometimes.
3. Cereal Killer
Somehow scary and sweet at the same time.
4. Potheads
Bonus points if you work some weeds to that garden.
5. French Kiss
Gene Simmons wishes he were this punny.
6. Bee-Yoncé
This Queen B costumes has so many levels.
7. Han Solo Cup
Because you have empires to save and beer to drink.
8. 50 Shades of Grey
Christian Grey is over whips and bondage. His new kink? Paint chips!
9. Babysitter
Remember when you were 5 and you thought this was what babysitting really meant?
10. Bag of Eminems
Because early 2000s nostalgia is a real thing. It's happening, people.
11. Blessing in Disguise
You know, like when you get dumped and people tell you you're better off without him. Totally! Hahahaha. I'm fine.
12. Bread Winner
Clever to some, absolutely terrifying to others. #GlutenAllergy #CarbsAreEvil.
13. Dunkin' Donuts
~*SpOrTs*~.
14. Edgar Allen Ho
It's good, but it could have been great. I mean, whoever heard of a "ho" wearing a sensible heel? Sky-high or die, baby. Sky-high or die.
15. Fantasy Football
How much better would football be if it actually looked like this?
16. Formal Apology
And here she thought she'd never be able to re-wear that $300 bridesmaid's dress she was forced to buy for her cousin's wedding.
17. Ginger Bread Man
Given that no one else in this picture seems to be wearing a costume, I can't help but wonder if this isn't actually one of those "creative" punishments devised by parents who don't spank. Either way, it's genius!
18. Hawaiian Punch
She was worried the juice bottle would be overkill, but as the night wore on, it turned out to be helpful shorthand for explaining her costume to her progressively drunker fellow partiers. Also, it made for a great icebreaker whenever she came across a hottie with an empty Solo cup.
19. Law Suit
It takes real courage to transform your pain into art, or, in this case, your parent's divorce papers into a Halloween costume. "Trick or treat! I come from a broken home."
20. "Oh, Deer!" and "Holy Cow!"
You know, if you were a Duggar, these would pretty darn risky. I mean, dang risky. I mean, um, aaaaaw, kitten whiskers!
21. Party Fowl
It's word play like this that made Chad the poet laureate of his frat house.
22. Pot Brownie
It's very possible this isn't a Halloween costume at all and she's just a Colorado den mother.
23. Reigning Cats and Dogs
This costume is sick! What kind of queen cuts her subjects in half and sews their heads onto her cape? You monster!
24. Spice Rack
Becky, from HR, was all like, "Candice! What do you think you're wearing?" and Candice was all like, "I don't know."
25. Identity Theft
The irony is that this woman actually is an identity thief. She just knows that the most successful criminals hide in plain sight.
26. Social Butterfly
A real social butterfly would have included her handles. #MissedOpportunities.
27. Candy Rappers
They barely made it through the front doors before the vice principal confiscated their sunglasses and baseball hats for violating dress code. Now they are just two girls with candy pinned to their sweatshirts. God! they thought, Suburban private high school is the worst!
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