15 Lazy Halloween Costumes for People Who DGAF
Got a Halloween party to go to but no costume? No problem! Wear what you normally do, and if anyone gets shady and asks you what you’re supposed to be, just clap back with one of these witty retorts and you’ll be winning the night, no face paint or itchy polyester required.
What are you supposed to be?
1. I’m a victim of identity theft. You know, it can happen to anyone.
2. [First, unbutton your top button.] There, now I’m “sexy” me.
3. You know Mystique from X-Men? I’m her, pretending to be me. Pretty spot-on, right?
4. I’m a nurse. We don’t always wear our uniforms, you know.
5. I’m a serial killer. We look just like everyone else. That’s what makes us so scary.
6. I’m a time traveler from the future. Just wait, I’m going to wear this outfit again one day.
7. I’m a time traveler from the past. I wore this yesterday.
8. I’m a ghost. We look the same when we’re dead.
9. I’m a party pooper.
10. I’m an undercover cop. I’ve actually been laying the groundwork for this costume since the day we met.
11. I’m a werewolf. Everyone knows werewolves only transform under a full moon. [Use only when there’s not a full moon.]
12. I’m an android. We look just like regular people. That’s the whole point.
13. I’m Jennifer’s cousin, Sam. You don’t know her, but she looks just like this.
14. I’m one of the characters from the original Where’s Waldo book. Page 12. Look it up.
15. Can’t you tell? I’m “over it.”
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